2 Stories by David
In The Beginning
Todd, Josh, and Holly were always the best at everything. They invented angles and hummus. Two thirds of angles remained acute; the other third became obtuse; and none were right angles. Two thirds of the hummus became cheesy; the other third became plain; and none was garlic and herb hummus.
In The End
Todd bent all obtuse angles reflex and sent Josh to prepare the hummus. He added garlic and herbs to the cheesy hummus and sent Holly to cook Paninis at 90 degrees. Plain hummus is useless. The Paninis gave reflex angles the third degree and they were burned with plain hummus.
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